nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(Source: moseby)

edating:

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns)

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

webgf:

dogs = world peace 

(Source: dribbled)